Matthew Silver does Opening 
Matthew Silver is disappointed that nothing happened Dec. 21st, 2012.

He attempts to open the portal himself by creating a community gathering.
Adjua Greaves
Using the power of her Golden Sneakers she starts Jogging.
She jogs alone for five minutes, while the audio to her score repeats “Won’t you Jog with Me, Jog with me please, Lets fight the social disease.” In a robotic voice.
Finally two people get up and jog.
And then Two more
The entire room jogs with her.
4 minutes TOGETHER WE FIGHT the social disease!!!
Allison Brainard
The hands between the legs is the most advance Swag development since 1999
Straight upside DOWN!!!
Fortune Chalme
She starts off, making us believe she’s sane.
But then the world of stuff gets too her brain.
She ends up with a nervous Breakdown. God bless her soul.
Kate Brehm
Who is the woman with the folding chair?
Why do the placement of the chairs concern her?
Staring alone into the distance. Is she asking for connection?
Or is she just trying to connect to her folding chairs?
Ann Louise Amendolagine
Ann is a street performer who tap dances for a living. Today she tries something different.
Bringing it to the audience through passion!
Showing off her beautiful dancing legs.
She’s looking at you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitney V. Hunter
He first clears the room.
Then he takes a big plummet into the hard wooden floor, everybody looks with shock!
Next time Whitney falls, People are their to catch him.
WATCH HIS FIRST FALL ON the YOUTubeee
Ivy Castellanos
She comes on stage as her masked super hero!!
The super hero tapes up bags of air.
Slowly she becomes consumed by them.
The yellow bags start taking over.
Getting bigger like a yellow puss TUMOR.
The Tumor consumes the HERO. Must be goof ball Hero instead.
Tokyo Circus Ringmaster Yoshi and Amazing Amy Contortion Dancer
Donald Duck is alone.
Minny Mouse Enters and they enjoy a day on the beach.
Until Mickey Mouse enters.
Mickey Dances, not aware of Minnie’s and Donald’s, presence.
When aware of Donald and Minnie. Mickey Kills Donald, when not looking, because he doesn’t want anybody to know that he’s gay.
And then Minnie, who knows YOGA.
Mickey Leaves everybody with a positive message, “Life is not about winning or losing”
“Be Yourself!!!”










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