Masterbeard Theater Presents

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As we head into the weekend I’ll leave you with another recent masterful performance by Matthew Silver – performance artist extraordinaire. Below the video will be things that equally talentless hipsters would say in Matthew’s defense.

Things transplant hipsters would say in Baby Matthew’s defense:

“Aww, leave him alone. He’s just doing what he loves!”

“Matthew brings a smile to my face whenever I see him. Thanks Matthew!”

“At least he’s brave enough to do what he does – I’d like to see you do that”

“We need more care-free, spiritual people like Matthew – it would make this city a better place”

“You’re just jealous of him”

“Don’t listen to them Matthew! Keep doing what you do. Haters gonna hate.”

“I love zany New Yorkers like Matthew”

About Matthew

I've done filmmaking for a long time. I'm done with it for now. I am a performer. I use to do street performance, soon I will do that again. My goal is to make them laugh kid! All of them!!!
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